JustCallMeTosh

Omegle conversation log: 2012-01-23 Character: Sherlock Holmes You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Question to discuss: I'm in love with Sherlock - JW You: I know you are, John. -- SH Stranger: Well, shit. I don't gotta' chance. ~JM You: Oh, you never did. -- SH Stranger: Ah, ah. Don't play hard to get, Shirley. That's not what you said last night. ;-) ~JM You: You are taking my words out of context. -- SH Stranger: If only it was that simple. We are two of the same person, are we not? Naturally, we always could... ;-)) ~JM You: You disgust me. -- SH Stranger: You're simply stunning. ~JM You: I don't think this is

Omegle conversation log: 2012-01-23 Character: Sherlock Holmes You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Question to discuss: ARE YOU NAKED RIGHT NOW? I bet your mother is proud. Stranger: No! JW You: Erm, no. -- SH Stranger: ...What are you doing here, Sherlock? JW You: The internet is a magical place, John. -- SH Stranger: ...Right. JW Stranger: Listen, do you need anything from the Tesco? I'm planning on stopping to get jam. JW You: A flyswatter. -- SH Stranger: ...Why, dare I ask? JW You: Lestrade. -- SH Stranger: That doesn't really answer the question, Sherlock.... JW You: No, no it doesn't. On an unrelated note

Omegle conversation log: 2012-01-22 Character: Frodo Baggins You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Sam? Stranger: Yes! You: There you are. I've been looking all over the Shire for you! Stranger: I've just been doing a bit of gardening. You: Well, I'm glad to have found you. Stranger: Did you need anything, Mr. Frodo? You: Well... You: There is something I've been meaning to say to you, Sam. I'm just not sure where to begin. Stranger: What is it? You can tell me anything, Mr. Frodo. You: I know I can, Sam. Still, there is some part of me that is afraid that you will hate me. I couldn't stand to have you hate me.